Latin American and Caribbean Artists of the Modern Era Steve Shipp

The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona. Will Rogers (Will Rogers Speaks)

An expert started his survey of the company by asking the president, "How many people work in this company?" The president said, "About half of them." Milton Berle (cse.ucsc.edu/~eparrish/interests)

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. W.C. Fields (amusingquotes.com)

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? David Letterman (corsinet.com/braincandy)

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Carl Sagan (quotelady.com)