A bad quip is better than none.
A full complement of quips is the best defense.
A good quip is never lost.
A man and his quips are soon parted.
A time for all things, and quips for all occasions.
A wise man changes his quips; a fool never will.
All in a day's quip.
An empty quip cannot stand upright.
Benefits please, like quips, while they are fresh.
Better to lose a quip than a friend.
Custom quipping makes all things easy.
Dally not with money, women or quips.
Every little quip helps in any occasion.
Every quip has a beginning.
First come, first quipped.
First the event, then the quips.
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Good quippers are great; great quippers are rare.
Good quips blossom with time and opportunity.
Good quips can brighten any day.
Good quips have many meanings.
Good quips make for quick markets.
Great quips are alike in many ways.
Here a quip, there a quip, everywhere a quip, quip.
I left my quip in San Francisco.
In good quips, as in good wine, there is truth.
It is easy to be wise after absorbing quips.
It is good to fear the worst, but quips will always be welcome.
Keep a quip for seven years and you will find the perfect moment to use it.
Learn wisdom by applying quips to all things.

Live by the rule of quips: He who has the quips makes the rules.
Love and quips make the world go round.
Necessity, like quips, knows no boundaries.
No quip like an old quip.
No use crying over spilt quips.
One day of quips is worth two or three without.
One good quip deserves another.
One of the things missed by the quipper in March: Monday Night Football.
Opinions, like quips, keep the world interesting.
Pay heed to quips, and sense the pulse of daily change.
Practice makes perfect, but good quips make for perfection in outlook, attitude and understanding.
Praise for quips can lead to more -- more praise and more quips.
Quips ain't what they used to be.
Quips are like chips--one is not enough.
Quips are the offspring of daily experience.
Quips, like kisses, make for good friends.
Revealing quips expose all secrets.
There ain't nothin' like a good quip.
To quip or not to quip--always inviting.
Too many quips and the cups runneth over.
What's a day without quips?
Winter turns to spring, but quips go on and on the year around.