A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
George Bernard Shaw

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
Gene Fowler

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

Every journalist has a novel inside, which is an excellent place for it.
Russell Lynes

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain

Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn

What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he whispers.
Logan Pearsall Smith

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
Isaac Asimov