Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
George W. Bush

To require property of voters leads us to this dilemma: I own a jackass; I can vote. The jackass dies; I cannot vote. Therefore, the vote represents not me but the jackass.
Benjamin Franklin

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan

I did not come to Washington to be loved, and I have not been disappointed.
Phil Gramm

I don't make jokes -- I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Steven Wright

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.
Dick Gregory

Vote early and vote often.
Al Capone

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
Will Rogers