Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Franklin P. Jones

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker

I like children -- if they're properly cooked.
W.C. Fields

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.
Walt Disney

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Doug Larson

Childhood is the world of miracle and wonder.
Eugene Ionesco