A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Snoopy (Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz)

A cat isn't fussy -- just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate -- from which he will take it and eat it off the floor.
Arthur Bridges

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend.
Robert J. Vogel

Cats don't like change without their consent.
Roger Caras

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill