I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
Steven Wright

A horse! a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Shakespeare (Richard III)

I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!
Gelett Burgess

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.
Agnes Repplier

It's ain't easy bein' green.
Kermit the Frog (Sesame Street)

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Robert Benchley

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Steven Wright

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.
Mary Bly

"Are we going to be friends forever?" asked Piglet. "Even longer," Pooh answered.
A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Colette

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Jim Davis

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard (The Deep End of the Ocean)

I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
Jean Cocteau