Stay humble. Always answer your phone -- no matter who else is in the car.
Jack Lemmon

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Benny Hill

I always advise people never to give advice.
P.G. Wodehouse

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
James H. Boren

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away -- and barefoot.
Sarah Jackson

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
Paul Harvey

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
Arabian Proverb

Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure.
Benjamin Franklin

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.
H. Jackson Browne